Bigfoot Invaded My Honeymoon Here is an excerpt from my latest release, Bigfoot Invaded My Honeymoon: “Hey, you wanna smoke a joint before we get in the tub?” Zack put the dishes in the sink and then started rubbing my shoulders. “God, yes, that would so hit the spot right now.” We decided to step out on the patio since our cabin was no smoking allowed. It was so…
“Are you sure the reason you’re offering this is for my safety and not because you want to fuck me again?” “Would that be so bad?” Joel smirked and had a cute twinkle in his eye. “Well…” I thought about it for a second and remembered I was going to be away from all civilization for a month and then decided what the hell. “OK, maybe one…
This Cowboy Bites I chose this life of solitude, not out of necessity, but because I was tired of the human tragedy. Mortal lives are so short and fraught with pain and suffering. They muddle around in confusion constantly making the same mistakes century after century. I just couldn’t take it any longer so I decided to come back to our family ranch in Montana…
Chosen By Aliens: Episode 1 “Can you get to sleep if I’m sitting right here staring at you?” “I can if you stop asking me questions.” I giggled but kept my eyes closed. “OK, I’ll be quiet.” I was asleep within just a few minutes. I had the same kind of dream. I started floating through the house to the outside. I went up into…
Myth Hunters: Werewolves “Well, how do you know they are werewolves and not just regular wolves or coyotes?” Kelly was always pointing to the most rational explanation. “Because regular wolves and coyotes don’t leave beer cans and cigarette butts, do they?” The man threw up his hands. “These jackasses make a party of it. They get liquored up, have sex, and then dine out on my…
Bigfoot Bonanza That’s right, it’s a Bigfoot Bonanza of tawdry tales. Check out this tightly packed collection of intense Bigfoot stories. You’ll scream with delight as you try to imagine fitting in just one more. – Yearning for Yeti Tori takes a detour on a trip back from Vancouver BC. She has a flat tire, and while waiting for the tow truck, she decides to slip into the woods…
Bigfoot in my Backyard “OK, well settle in, I’m going to start from the beginning.” I put my plate down on the coffee table and sat cross-legged on the sofa. “So I’ve never told you this, but I’ve seen some interesting things in the woods behind my house.” “Well, we do live in Montana. There’s wildlife all over the place.” Taylor took another slice not expecting…
Stranded with Bigfoot Once I started warming up, my body relaxed and I felt sleepy. I don’t know if it was because the stress of the accident was over or because it was late, but I fell asleep right there in Bigfoot’s arms. I didn’t awake till morning when I smelled roasting meat. From what I could tell Bigfoot had caught a rabbit and was…
Bigfoot Saved Me After a while, I heard Doug snoring, and I got up and walked outside and sat on the porch. I listened to the sounds coming from the woods and felt myself finally relax. This gave me a chance to look at my relationship from another angle. Maybe I was just trying to save my marriage because that’s what I thought I was supposed to do. Maybe if I’m totally honest with myself, I’m a little bit afraid of being alone again. If these are the reasons, then I need to promise myself to stop railing against the inevitable. I was feeling rather zen about it all, and I fed off the energy that seemed to be emanating from the forest. It’s true what…
Bigfoot Takes A Couple “I guess… I’ll walk far enough to get a signal so I can make the call. It was my fault, so I should be the one who makes the effort to get us help.” I let out a big sigh and reached in the back for my sweater. “I’m not going to send you out in the dark to walk a mountain road. I’ll go, and you can stay with the car,” Rob offered. “I appreciate that Rob, especially after I got us into this mess, but I feel like I should be the one to go. Besides, I would feel really nervous here without you. Maybe we could both go.” I smiled and put my hand around his neck. “Sure, it’s…
Myth Hunters: Bigfoot Here’s a sample from my recent release Myth Hunters: Bigfoot “Well, let’s get another story and then see if there’s a trend.” Jerry pointed to the area. “Yep, there’s a couple that’s reported some one-on-one encounters with Bigfoot that we should really check out.” Jack points to an area close to where the boys reported their Bigfoot sighting. “They just happen live near the same lake.” “Great, let’s go,” Kelly looks at the camera. The team travels to the couple’s house, and they all pile out of the jeep. The couple is waiting outside to greet them, and they have big smiles as they approach. “Hi, I’m Gary Jenkins and this is my wife Marta.” The big burly man reaches out with his…
Here is an excerpt from my recent short story, The Call of the Dryad Goddess. “I’m Sophie. So you were lost in the woods for a long time? Gosh, can I just say, you are so beautiful.” She stared at me with wonder, and I realized this was going to be just as my mother said. “Thank you, Sophie, you are very lovely as well.” I walked around her and looked her up and down. “Your body is quite voluptuous and it makes me very happy.” Sophie giggled and blushed as she meet my gaze. She was petite with an ample bosom, and her hips were wide making for excellent childbearing. “You don’t think my ass is too big?” Sophie turned to look at her…
Here is an excerpt from my recent short story, My Favorite Robot. “OK then, I’m game if you are.” “Nice, so you want to right now, cause I got hard just talking about this.” Conner had a goofy look on his face. “Sure, I guess. Let’s see if Christian will do it. He just got here, I don’t know how this works.” I looked for Christian, and he was putting away the cleaning supplies. “Christian?” “Yes, Amber, can you point me to my attachment case?” Christian stood in front of us with a pleasant look on his face. “Oh, then you heard what we were talking about. Are you OK with doing that?” “Yes, Amber, I will do whatever you want. If you will show me…
